Not exactly satire but I accept your intent. A little laboured and over the top, though, for my taste.

However, what's worse about the content is the reality of its base in truth. Indeed, I can't help but believe that someone such as you paint in your article actually does exist, in fact so many of them that it is, indeed, frightening.

I don't believe in any 'gods' so I can't look to one to help us but if Trump actually does get re-elected, ......... someone better help us or we're lost.

Take care. Stay safe. ☮️